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Happy New Year 2017 Jokes Funny *SMS* Messages

Happy New Year 2017 Jokes Now, it’s the time to celebrate Happy New Year 2017. We have to bid goodbye to  previous year 2016 and welcome to the New Year 2017 with a lot of fun and hopes in a majestic manner. All the people across the world will be waiting for the Happy New Year before few days in order to celebrate it in the best way. New Year brings new confidences and expectations in our life with these Happy New Year 2017 Jokes enjoy new year eve. Life is a combination of all feelings, sentiments and it is the mixture of contentment and sorrow. Let’s look for the best to happen this New Year . and wish your friends Happy new year with these funny sms messages and new year jokes

Happy New Year 2017 Jokes, This is the New Year 2017 which will definitely turn us to stay happy with much fun, enthusiasm, and joy. So we must be well prepared and get ready for all those stuff with the grin in our faces. Also, we need to be quite prepared in order to face new challenges in the New Year 2017. Life is a challenge and have fun enjoy with Happy New Year 2017 Jokes. People who share their feelings and emotions with their beloved ones will be happy forever. and share these new year jokes and new year funny sms messages

Happy New Years 2017 Eve One Liners

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Happy New Year 2017 Jokes Funny SMS Messages

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.

My New Years resolution is 1080p I’m getting drunk just thinking about tomorrow night.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.

If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!

I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs.

May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!

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If 2016 was a person, I’d sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages.

This New Year’s I resolve to be less awesome since that is really the only thing I do in excess.

You don’t have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.

People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event.

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Happy New Year 2017 Jokes Funny SMS Messages

If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.

I’ll remember 2016 like it was yesterday Dear Luck, …..can we be friends in 2017 Please?

In 2017, may your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.

Happy New Years 2017 Short Jokes

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Happy New Year 2017 Jokes Funny SMS Messages

What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve? I haven’t seen you for a year!

What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking.

What’s the problem with jogging on New Years Eve? The ice falls out of your drinks!

What do you call always wanting a date for New Year’s Eve? Social Security

New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out. What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous

Knock Knock! Whos there? Mary and Abby! Mary and Abby who? Mary christmas and a Abby new year.

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